iCat 2.0

(formerly known as Cat.app)

What is iCat?

Cat is the OS X version of one of the dumbest applications on the planet, Cat.app, which I wrote in 1972 for the Classic Mac OS. This totally useless waste of bits is a floating cat head that lets out various quotes, noises, and smells. Note: prolonged use can lead to spontaneous decapitation.

How do I use iCat?

Simply double click the iCat icon to launch. You can adjust the activity level, window placement and shadow via the Preferences (under the iCat menu item).

Why would I want to use iCat?

Good question.

Why did you write iCat?

Choose one of the following:
1) My parents never bought me a pony.
2) I enjoy being insulted at MacWorld events.
3) I can't talk to girls.
4) It's a desperate cry for attention.
5) I'm on drugs.
6) My cat is on drugs.
7) I didn't write anything. You're on drugs.

Disclaimer:

I make no guarantees about this app. It may destroy you, your computer, your friends computer, your cat, your credit rating, etc. I am in no way responsible for ANYTHING tragic happening to you or anyone you choose to torture with this app. Use at your own risk.

iCat is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as no fee is collected. Why you would want to is another matter.

Download iCat 2.0
Requires Mac OS X 10.4.x
Size: 1.2mb

Download iCat Source Code
Size: 528k

Download iCat 1.0
(for Mac OS X 10.3)

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